Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Nun Of It

At the end of yesterdays post I asked for any insect jokes. The response was non existent (sorry Babooshka, yours was so bad it didn't count!) Although Ming made a tempting offer. He said he didn't have an insect joke but he had a good nun joke, and that he'd tell it if I posted a nun photo. Well, I like a challenge, so off I went in search of a nun. Now I don't think I've ever seen a nun in Cheltenham so I didn't really know where to look. I wandered around, did a bit of shopping, but no nuns. I was just about to head home, feeling annoyed at the lack of nuns, when who should walk round the corner? Yes, two nuns! By the time I got my camera out they were off down the High Street, but using my zoom (paparazzi style) I got a photo! Ming, over to you...

Here is my nun joke to get the ball rolling.

Three nuns arrive at the pearly gates and are met by St Peter. He says they all have to answer one question before they can get into heaven. The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on earth." She replies, ''Oh that's easy, Adam!'' "Correct," says St Peter and the pearly gates open. The second nun is asked, ''Who was the first woman on earth?'' she says, ''That's easy, Eve!'' "Correct," says St Peter and the pearly gates open. St Peter then asks the third nun, ''What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?'' The nun is puzzled and thinks for a while before saying, ''That's a hard one.'' "Correct!"

12 comments:

• Eliane • said...

Aww, they're cute. And you found two for the price of one, lucky you.

Let's see... a quick one since I have to go read what your cat is blogging about! ;)

It's two priests who decide to go on vacations in Hawaii. They are determined to enjoy real vacations, like everybody else. So as soon as they arrive, they buy bermudas, shorts, Hawaiian shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they are at the beach, dressed up like tourists. They sit on their lounge chair, sippping a cocktail when a gorgeous tall blonde with bodylicious curves pass by them and say with a large smile: "Good morning, my Father. Good morning, my Father", to each of them...
They are stunned. So they go back to the store to buy even more modern attires.
The next day, they are sunbathing when the same tall blonde with a monokini-string grace them of her most beautiful smile and tell them "Good morning my Father... Good morning my Father..." and she walks by...
One of the priest, gives up and asks her: "One moment, Miss!"
"Yes, my Father", she replies.
"We are priests and proud of it, but I need to know how you were able to figure that out the way we are dressed?"
"But my Father... it's me... Sister Catherine!!!"

Abu Dhabi/UAE Daily Photo said...

A great capture...

Tash said...

I can't believe you actually found the nuns! Well done. I can just imagine you dodging traffic, crowds to get your shot. I tried & tried to think of an appropriate joke but could think of nun.

Kate said...

Oh, what we go through to find good photos,...and a good joke. Waiting for more; I'll be back!!

Lori said...

I saw Ming's post from yesterday and I can't believe you found a nun shot! How funny! Well, we'll have to see what he comes up with....

Ming the Merciless said...

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA at Eliane's nun joke!

Be forewarn: This is R-rated stuff:

Sisters Mary, Helen & Margaret died in a car accident and met St. Peter upon arrival at the Pearly Gates. He told them they had to answer a question each before they were allowed into heaven.

St. Peter began his questioning; "Sister Mary, have you ever touched a man's penis?" Sister Mary looked down in shame and whispered, "Yes, with my hand." "Then cleanse your hand in the fountain of holy water and go forth into heaven," instructed St. Peter.

"Sister Helen, have you ever touched a man's penis?" "Yes, I have...."

Before Sister Helen could finish her answer, Sister Margaret raised her hand and started jumping up and down. "What is it, Sister Margaret?" asked St. Peter. "Let me go first because I want to wash my mouth before she sits in that holy water!"

Ming the Merciless said...

Since you showed two nuns in the photo, here's a bonus joke.

A priest died and went to heaven. Upon meeting St. Peter at the Pearly gate, he asked "Where is the Holy Library?" "My child, you are indeed the son of God! The Holy Library is in that white building there."

Five minutes later, St. Peter heard a lot of commotion and looked towards the Holy Library. Out came the priest looking mad and crazy, screaming the word, "CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE!"

Knoxville Girl said...

Well, so glad you weren't nunless.
So here's my contribution:
Mother Superior assigns two nuns to paint a room, but without getting paint on their clothes. The nuns decide to take their clothes off and lock the door while they paint. Theer's a knock at the door. "Who is it?" asks one of the nuns. "Blind man." Well, the nuns figure since he can't see, no harm in letting him in. They open the door, and the man comes in, looks around and says "nice tits. Now where do you want me to hang these blinds."

Sister Regina from my 6th grade class would probably inform me that I am now going straight to hell.

Jackie said...

Hahahahahahaha, I'm giggling at all of those. How fantastic that you managed to meet the challenge and get the nun shot!

Just to let you know my award-winners are now up on the blog!

babooshka said...

What is it with nun jokes! Like buses, none for ages the 3 turn up at once. Great response to the challenge of photographing nuns. This is what I like about blogging, that you find out a nun joke is universal.

brian said...

love the jokes here, very funny...

Hyde DP said...

now what did I come here for - I've scrolled down a few posts and laughed me socks at these and half an hour has gone by - gonna have to make a cup of tea and then come back to where I left off (oh yes I was going to remark something about the puddles and the rain but what the eck - chasing nuns is more fun!

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